The Highlight of My Day

I was in line at Publix today and noticed on the cover of Cosmopolitan “The 75 Sex Moves that Men Crave”.  Wow, I thought there was a grand total of maybe 7, 8 sex moves period, and most of those I’ll never experience.  And that there are 75 moves men crave, the inherent insinuation is there are even more sex moves that men can take or leave – okay sex moves but not ones they really crave.  I can’t imagine a “sex move” that would make me go “Meh!” Reminds me of George Burns telling the story of a man who complained to him that after 40 years of marriage, he knew every move his wife was going to make during lovemaking.  He replied “After 40 years, just thank God that she still moves!”

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