A Catholic Joke…

…as heard from a CD of parish mission on Fatima.  It’s not all my witless plauderning here.

Mother Superior was on her deathbed, and her sisters were hovering about in loving attention.  One of the nuns gave Mother a glass of fresh milk, but she took a bare sip and set it aside with a frown.  The nun was somewhat upset by that, so she took it to the kitchen, poured a generous shot of Jameson Irish whiskey in it, and heated it in the microwave for 20 seconds.  She brought it back to Mother, who again took a small sip…then another sip…and another – then she chugged it all down.  One of the other sisters asked her for her wisdom to share before departing this life.  Mother Superior sat upright in bed with surprising vigor and declared

“My daughters, whatever you do, don’t sell that cow!”

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2 Comments on “A Catholic Joke…”

  1. Adamson, Mike Says:


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